Prom and Other Things
Today is the Little One's prom. Not sure how we got here so fast, but here we are. Why didn't anyone warn me about Pre Prom meltdowns? They are a real thing. Well, maybe I heard rumors about nail fiascos and hair disasters but those things only happened to other people. Like exaggerators and cry babies. Nope, they happen to real people, people like me that claim to have their shit together and people like my kid who is one of the strongest, most dynamic forces I know. And let me tell you, they are not pretty. And they come on fast and out of freakin nowhere. I'm pretty sure I had a mini one in the car as I was running Pre Prom errands and listening to Bizarre Love Triangle on repeat. I was looking for last minute things and I wanted to call my mom and talk shit with her. And then I remembered she was gone. I couldn't call her. But I remembered aunt Mary said I could talk to my mom whenever I wanted and she would hear me. So I started to tell her that Ca